Why Puppy Love?

Whats up with Puppy Love? Why Puppy love. What do puppies have in their lovin that we don't? Did that Donny boy start the whole thing? Cause really it makes no sense and if it does feel free to explain.
I've decided that who ever is in charge of deciding which month falls into what season needs to change it all. I think winter should go from March to May then spring from June to August and then summer from September to November then fall from December to February. It would make a lot more sense. Because last time I checked during spring it's supposed to start warming up and stop all the snowing and freezing temperatures. Obviously Mother Nature doesn't like the way seasons are set up right now so change it for goodness sakes.
Yesterday I had and apiphany (if that is spelled wrong don't make fun of me because chances are it is). It was that this summer is the last summer of my childhood. Next summer I will be 18 and therefore not a child anymore. So I thought of a bucket list of things I need to do while I am still a child.
1. Break a bone (if you're an adult and you break something you look like an idiot so I should do it while I'm still a child)
2. Catch one of those fish in that pond at Nielson's Grove with my bare hands (it's always been a dream of mine)
3. Try to cook an egg on a rock (Everyone will have to do this someday seeing as all these natural disasters are happening. The only way we'll have of cooking is rocks, so I got to get my practice in)
4. Shave my fat hairy dog (he will probably loose 10 lbs. if I do it)
5. Make a swimming pool out of a tarp (i've tried it before but it didn't quite work but now I'm going to make it work if it's the last thing I do)
Now I'm angry. Me and Susie applied for two different jobs at Seven Peaks. Me the accomplished 17 year old who applied for the job that everyone gets didn't get the job. Susie the airhead blondy turd wad who applied for the job that is harder to get did! Just barely! But no fear I'll go get a job that apply for a job that pays more than minimum wage! Then I'll show her! I'm not really angry just envious. But no fear no fear. I'll move on.